I found a great new cartoonist – Johnny Ancich
Posted on July 16th, 2008 by Richard Catto 2,043 views
"Professor Felps, we meet again! Remember me? Biology disection class!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tags: Cartoon, frog jokes, Humour, Johnny Ancich
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How Moses got the Ten Commandments
Posted on January 17th, 2008 by Richard Catto 2,336 views
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
The Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We’re not interested."
So He went to the Africans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Africans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shalt not steal."
"Not steal? We’re not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We’re not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much?"
"They’re free."
"We’ll take 10."
Tags: Humour, Jewish humour, Joke
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Two really crass ribald jokes to tell your mates
Posted on December 8th, 2007 by Richard Catto 15,465 views
The Traffic Warden
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted at me, "Oi, what’s your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off, you cunt!!"
The Busty Blonde
A man is in a queue at Pick n Pay and sees this busty blonde staring at him. He can’t believe his luck. Then she starts waving.
"Excuse me, do I know you?", he asks.
"Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids", she says, proudly.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, "Bloody hell, are you the whore I shagged on my stag night, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a hair brush up my arse?"
"No!" she wails, completely embarrassed, "I’m your son’s English teacher!"
Tags: blonde jokes, Humour, jokes, quickies
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Third prize is you’re fired, you fucking faggots!
Posted on December 7th, 2007 by Richard Catto 1,523 views
Something to cheer your Friday up!
Tags: alec baldwin, ed harris, glengarry glen ross, Humour, jack lemon
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Who says romance is dead?
Posted on November 24th, 2007 by Richard Catto 1,384 views
Miss you, Karen Carpenter. *mwah*
Tags: Cartoon, Humour, Karen Carpenter, The Carpenters, xkcd
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