Sometimes you just have to be offensive to be funny
Posted on October 3rd, 2007 by Richard Catto 2,601 views
friend: you have trouble sleeping, right?
asshat: only when your mom is over.
friend: since your work is flexible…
asshat: like your mom
friend: … you should try the 28 hour day. 20 hours awake, 8 asleep (or 19 / 9 if you prefer).
asshat: i prefer your mom.
friend: it synchs up with the week. you spend weekdays awake normally, then on weekends, you can go out all night.
asshat: just like your mom.
friend: it means four extra hours daily. you can stay up until you’re exhausted every day and then spend a full 9 hours asleep each night!
asshat: but how much time can i spend doing your mom?
friend: you? i’m guessing three or four minutes, tops.
asshat: well played.
Tags: asshat, asshole, being an ass, sleep with your best friend's mom, xkcd
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Noisy revenge
Posted on September 15th, 2007 by Richard Catto 5,630 views
My neighbour has loud sex. Good for her, but it keeps me up at night. And she’s so smug about it too.
Girl-next-door: Sorry, could you hear us last night? Oh, you know how it gets sometimes.
Guy: Not really…
But tonight I finally get my revenge! Because now I have a LOUD girlfriend! And an elliptical reflector dish…
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Open Source Assassins!
Posted on September 10th, 2007 by Richard Catto 2,048 views
Assassins: Richard Stallman! Your viral open source licenses have grown too powerful! The GPL must be stopped! At the source! You!
Richard Stallman: Hah! Microsoft lackeys! So it has come to this! A night of blood I’ve long awaited! But be this my death or yours, Free Software will carry on! For a GNU dawn! For Freedom! … hey, where’re ya goin’?
Assassins: Man, you’re right, that never gets old. Let’s do Eric S. Raymond next. Or Linus Torvalds. I hear he sleeps with nunchucks.
Found here: xkcd.com
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Mildly sleazy uses of FaceBook.com
Posted on August 26th, 2007 by Richard Catto 9,298 views
Found here:
xkcd.com – a webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language
Mildly sleazy uses of FaceBook, Part 14:
Looking up someone’s profile before introducing yourself so you know which of your favourite bands to mention.
Guy: Favourite bands? Hmmm… Maybe Regina Spektor or The Polyphonic Spree.
Girl: Whoa, those are two of my favourites too! Clearly, we should have sex.
Guy: Okay! My favourite position is the retrograde wheelbarrow.
Girl: OMG! Mine too-ooo!
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Vladimir Putin meets Thabo Mbeki
Posted on July 27th, 2007 by Richard Catto 4,316 views
An oldie, but a goodie, this one is from the archive. This is from September 2006 when Vladimir Putin met Thabo Mbeki in Cape Town, South Africa to discuss economic possibilities between the Russian Federation and South Africa.
This cartoon has a unique two dialogue structure. The top dialogue in thought bubbles represents a private battle of wits between Putin and Mbeki, whilst the bottom dialogue represents the public relations version of their interactions.
Source:
Putin arrives for historic SA visit
Putin heralds Russian investment boom in SA
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