Still want to run away to Blighty? Read this first!

So you’ve decided that life in Souf Efrica is pretty fucked up, mate, and you’re off to join the real world in Blighty, eh?

Well read this first, you idiot, because if you’re a married man with kids, you might be making the worst fucking decision of your young life.

How Britain’s laws rip apart families and stick decent law abiding men in jail for no fucking reason at all, other than waving to their dear little daughters on a street corner.

You’ve been warned, fella. Don’t fuck it all up. Stick it out in Efrica, mate. Them pommies is all washed up, they is.