You’re not really looking to get laid, are you?

Posted on October 15th, 2007 by Richard Catto 2,146 views

guy: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

girl: Ooh, sunny side up.

guy: oh. huh.

girl: is that a problem?

guy: Well, it’s just that I was trying to set you up for the "unfertilised" line.

girl: Ah. Bad timing. I’m actually looking for casual sex. Interested?

guy: I’d love to, but I’ve got like 20 more jokes to set up tonight? Hey, have you seen a Priest and a Rabbi?

This reminds me of another joke involving a rather inept hunter and a bear…

This hunter goes into the woods looking to bag himself a bear, but he’s a rotten shot and upon finding a bear, he expends all his ammo without hitting anything except wood. The bear then seizes the hunter and proceeds to bugger him all night long.

The hunter swears to avenge his humiliation and ventures forth again (after he’s recovered from his ordeal) with the same result. This happens three or four times. On the fifth occasion, he’s lying there waiting for the bear to do his thing when the bear remarks rather unkindly, "Admit it, you’re not really here for the hunting, are you?"

Tags: Humour, Joke, Sex, xkcd
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3 Responses to “You’re not really looking to get laid, are you?”

1. SheBee Says:
   October 15th, 2007 at 10:39

   Am leaving comment this time, as per request on side bar along page —->:

   Ha ha!

2. SheBee Says:
   October 15th, 2007 at 10:40

   You moderate your comments?
   Why?

3. Richard Catto Says:
   October 15th, 2007 at 10:54

   I moderate the first comment.
   After that, your comments are automatically approved.

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